Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

Cheese

cheese is the worst thing ever its so gross that you do a double back flip and stub your toe as you fall down the stairs

*someone eats cheese and dies*

by Oogaly Boogaly November 12, 2023

Poisonous Cheese

Misinformation to see if a person is trustworthy or not.

I suspected Dan of being a Rat Bastard so I fed him poisonous cheese about Bob and it circulated in five minutes.

by Hidden Interview April 18, 2018

Creak Cheese

The mixing of swamp-ass and fromunda cheese, often caused by hot and humid weather.

The day was so hot, Timmy profuse sweating was brewing up a forty batch of creak cheese

by PoliticallyVacant May 28, 2022

boi cheese

a very cheesy boi that is really good at Fortnite and any video game out there, he is also very attractive.

man! Boi Cheese killed me again!

by boi cheese May 13, 2018

Cheese

A fucking vegetable.

"Cheese is a vegetable nigga"-Barack Obama

by Butter Milk June 23, 2018

cheese on toast

jhon deacons favourite snack (bass player of queen band)

"bro wassup with the queen fandom loving cheese on toast" "bro its cause its jhon deacons fav"

by avamul157 March 18, 2022