Time Sensitive

A term originally used to describe urgent tasks or deadlines, but now more accurately refers to the extremely limited window during which one must impress their partner in bed—before the mood, the moment, or the erection disappears like a Snapchat message.

"Bro, I lit candles, put on Usher, and she was ready... but my dog started barking, her mom FaceTimed her, and then I sneezed. Mission failed. It was time sensitive."

by Pharedus April 8, 2025

The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

Time to make the donuts

9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$

Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑

by BadAtty January 14, 2025

ITS T V TIME!

ITS T V TIME is either the catch phrase of the Deltarune Chapter 3 Antagonist, Mr 'Ant' Tenna or his main battle theme

Your final PHYSICAL CHALLENGE, 1000 Points, Just 1000 points and I'll give up!

One last time!

ITS T V TIME!!!

by Braindead Deltarune Fan October 5, 2025

soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

Helmet Time

What time it is when Chris and Steve are working above your head.

She wouldn't have been hurt, by the falling ball, if she knew it was Helmet Time

by JasonFive February 24, 2005

Snyder time

Snyder time: When life is ~10% or greater in slow motion for you. You slow things down, willfully, and exorbitant details which you share with friends have nothing to do with anything helpful to helping you or the plot succeed. Lifestyle choice where a lot of caring people with impacted time & lives on the line hate you, but you act confidently enough to assure “the rest” your dream makes sense and is truly novel. To be on Snyder time you must be born rich, or on “Kanye level” of self-assurance.

“Wow. You took 5 hrs to write a 200 word email? You must be operating on ‘Snyder time’.”
“Ffs, with proper internet and management the DMV could process my ID in 20 seconds. Why are they, still on ‘Snyder time’?”
“Not sure if my partner taking 5 hrs to get ready is ‘extra’ or they just operating on ‘Snyder time’.”

by sheamusvonirish April 18, 2021