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uh oh monkey

the most angelic being you will ever see his sexiness radiates from your screen into your heart you wish you looked like him and was as funny he is so hot and his jawline will cut you in half
you: have you seen uh oh monkey

me: yes he’s hot as hell i might cry
by uhohmonkeyloverdontstealmyman September 29, 2019
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Troll Monkey

What a mother calls her child(s) when they are out of control, or misbehaving.
Come over here you little troll monkey, pick up this mess you made.
by The Momma that knows October 8, 2019
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Mother Monkey

The severe and upmost abusive insult that any individual can ever give or receive. It is the verbal form of an alabama hot pocket, so disgusting and severe that it should never truly be used outside of a joke reference.
Miguel: Hey retard
Nigel: You talking to me you Mother Monkey looking ass!?
Miguel: Dies
by IWannaDieRightNowLol October 13, 2019
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Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?
When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.
by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019
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Cup-monkey

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.
Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?
by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019
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Monkey

by QsKBoT August 31, 2019
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Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
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