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Monkey

1. The animal that has fur and a tail and is often compared to humans
2. Anal sex (moon key Monday key)
That monkey has the monkey
by Master of beargreen January 6, 2024
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Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.
The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.
by JiyaRe December 29, 2019
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monkey nutz

When Zay (deucegump) catches a head-top on a defenders' head.
anytime it's 1on1 coverage throw the ball to zay ts monkey nutz
by piperfanclub May 9, 2025
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Mr monkey

To down a drink, especially pint, very quickly
He’s only gone and mr monkeyed it.
by Mimickhickory599 January 18, 2023
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Monkey With No Sack

This defines a monkey that is missing its sack. This means they can have no children so they are lonely, This defines what it means to have no sack as a Silver Back Gorilla
Wow this Monkey With No Sack is very sad.
by wdkwhdkwhjwd January 31, 2024
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wheel monkey

Chad drives a big rig 5 days a week. He's been a wheel monkey for 30 years.
by Petey the Peterbuilt May 2, 2021
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Monkey Smile

Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?

Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.
by Thomas broadway December 1, 2021
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