nut-roast

When a man fucks a squirrel then eats it hot.

eg. he nut-roasted

by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014

Nuts

A term used by 5th graders which means dick

“I kicked him right in the nuts”

“Bro that’s crazy was he in pain?”

by Centz boii December 14, 2019

Jelly Nuts

When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey

He has jelly nuts.

by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017

Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a large meme

“Despite anything i LOVE deez nuts”

by Shaheer man November 14, 2022

Acadamia Nut

A person who defines themselves as being a very well-educated person, or having been very academic.

Person 1: You have no idea what you're talking about.

Person 2: I do too! I'm an acadamia nut! I'm a nut for acadamias!

by Roxie Anderson May 12, 2013

Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

Deez Nuts

It's a joke that is innaproprate and disrespectful. It means the private part of the boy.

I have a question, deez nuts! Haha, got 'em!

by Fnh March 29, 2016