Mrs. Berkley's Assumption

The portion of a document, typically a recipe or set of instructions, that includes leaps in logic that the reader cannot follow. The instructions can either be overly vague or misordered in such a way that it is not possible for someone to follow correctly the first time.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.

Your recovery documentation was full of Mrs. Berkley's assumptions; it caused a worse outage than having one device down.

by GenesysWave July 22, 2025

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Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.

Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?

by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024

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Mr. Wrinkles

Mr. Wrinkles is the best dog name ever. He is usually a pug, with a very wrinkly face. Very dumb, very good boy. Loves food, and has missing teeth.

1: aww ur dog is so cute good boy oh he’s dumb too

2: yeah, he’s a Mr. Wrinkles

by Mr-wrinkles-the-dumb-pug February 6, 2021

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Mr bucket

A rapist children's toy that was released in 1990 by Milton Bradley. The object of the game was for children to put their balls into mr bucket for him so spit out. It says its a motorized bucket toy but God knows what its true motives are.

"Hey man, let's go play with my Mr bucket"

"That perverted kids tog, nah mate"

by Thedanksovier October 31, 2020

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