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Blue rudeness

When your technology i.e. laptop, cell phone wakes up/interrupts in the middle of a deep conversation with a close friend and plays a song/rings.
Can we talk about the “blue rudeness” of your cell phone? it always rings when I’m trying to tell you a story.
by Jireh 19 January 20, 2019
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Twentieth Century Blues

When you want to get DOWN to some jazz but you ain't got Spotify Premium so you gotta wait for that good shit on your playlist.
"Damn man, it's a shame I can't get down tonight. I've got some Twentieth Century Blues."
by FranzFerdinand1914 January 14, 2020
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Blue

Blue is crap
Blue is such crap
by Lol luke March 7, 2021
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blue wafflectomy

procedure to remove neglected diseased snatch
The Dr. entered the room to perform the blue wafflectomy.
by bombarded July 25, 2020
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blue spaghetti

What one calls an old Instagram account
Jake's blue spaghetti is trash yo !
by Qjcoahelf June 22, 2017
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Blue Vessel

When a bitch grabs a lace/string that's used for consuming heroin or when getting blood drawn, and proceeds to wrap it around your bicep so a vein will pop out. She then grabs a sharp object and cuts it open or she grabs something pointy (a straightened paperclip for example) and punctures the vein.
Fredward: You know that stupid bitch I met in the bar last night? Nigel: Yeah what'd you do with her? Fredward: That busty bimbo gave me a blue vessel!
by Doodles is Hung November 4, 2019
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Blue MAGA

A centrist/liberal Democrat who acts just like a Trump supporter - tribal, authoritarian, and loyal to the party no matter what - as long as the cruelty is delivered with “civility.”

Coined as a play on "Make America Great Again," Blue MAGA types cheered on Biden’s student debt half-measures, stayed silent during the bombing of Gaza (or actively supported it), and backed campus police crackdowns on peaceful protesters. When Kamala Harris talked during her campaign about wanting to continue funding Israel's genocide of Gazans, many nodded along, proving that when forced to choose between fascism and leftistm, liberals will often pick fascism. When Harris's campaign embarrasingly crashed and burned against Trump, giving him a second presidential term, they targeted Hispanics and Arab Americans for not voting in high enough numbers for her, in some cases overtly supporting their deportation, or worse.

They treat politics like sports, care more about vibes than policy, and think the real threat isn’t Trump, but progressives/leftists and anyone who demands real change. Just don’t call them conservatives, they prefer “pragmatic.”
Blue MAGA: Deport the Gaza protestors!

Me: You’re literally repeating Trump.
Blue MAGA: At least I’m not a socialist.
Me: That’s Blue MAGA for you...
by Iguana Power May 9, 2025
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