Jesus Hippos

Hippos that can walk on water.

I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.

by El Gaupo April 26, 2023

Headshot Hippo

This term applies to girls that post only headshots or have primarily photos of them above the shoulders. This is because they are overweight and are trying to hide it from potential matches.

I met up with Becky from Hinge last week, turns out she was a real Headshot Hippo

by Babiyodah September 18, 2023

Floridian Hippie Tar Pit

Shoving a fistful of tobacco up your partners ass, and then covering your hand in a flammable substance and fisting them while your hand is on fire, and inhale the smoke through your ass"

"HEY DAD! LETS DO A FLORIDIAN HIPPIE TAR PIT AGAIN!!"

by Tylixyourass December 14, 2023

Bully Hips

Meaning “hip dysplasia” with out saying “hip dylsplasia”

“ hey man I think your dog has hip dysplasia “

“ nah he just has bully hips”

by Dogman beef January 12, 2024

Dry hippie

Someone who dresses like a hippie or stoner but does not smoke weed.

Look at that dry hippie they don’t even smell like weed.

by Madcizow February 4, 2024

Narciss-hippie

An individual who has excessively repackaged every spiritual and humanitarian ideology and turned it into their entire personality as an excuse to be intriguing to strangers while fleeing responsibilities. They can often found floating through music festivals on Molly with no idea where their children are.

Jennifer is a narciss-hippie so she won't won't be eating non-organic tomatoes but would prefer to snort synthetic drugs and rip hand rolled cigarettes for 72 consecutive hours.

by Mr. Jorgensen December 3, 2023

House hippo

A fat pitty bull named Holly. She is a fat fat pitbull who is too lazy to care.

Holly is the house hippo of the family.

by Derek Maxwell's crushy December 5, 2023