Double-Lending

When you're finished with a flesh light and you lend it out to two of your best friends, without letting the other person know.

"Hey Blake, just use the other end, I was busy with this one. I promise you I ain't double-lending!"

"Hey Sam, I was using THIS end, so just use THAT end, okay? No double-lending, I swear!"

by CanadaNerd December 27, 2018

Double Negative

When two bros that are related want to be gay it’s cool because the gay and incest cancel each other out.

Listen bro, I really want to touch wieners but we’re cousins

No bro, it’s totally cool. Double negative!

by NutTote October 10, 2022

double tap

Double tap is a mechanic in Rocket league, it is used by many people
mostly golds try doing it and fail because they're complete trash

"Yo, i hit a double tap in rocket league!"
"damnn"

by probablydr1ft November 16, 2022

double whammy

One person lays one their back , head tiltied chin up, and uses some sort of tin foil or bowl in their nose with flower or bud; then a second person lights the flower or bud and inhales through their mouth

Berkeley: Yo me and sammy did a double whammy last night and got high as balls
Mars: Thats so cool bro, maybe do it with me next time

by oopsies i did a whoopsies May 28, 2022

double spaghetti

When a male takes another males flaccid penis and wraps said penis around their own erect member, then proceeds to masturbate with the flaccid penis

I know I’m not gay, but I’ve always wanted to try Double Spaghetti

by Jaxhaxblax October 26, 2017

Double standard

The least responsible person you've ever known, male or female saying someone or something else is not responsible.

The bubbly girl like to poke fun at another person's double standard, but couldn't see her own for what it was. She was too busy trying to get people to take her seriously and respect her by looking/sounding serious and indirectly having other people threaten people for her.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021

Double M

Marrero Made (new orleans slang when someone is from that place)

"I wanna double m, n*gga"

"he's a double m"

by kaytheebrattttt August 2, 2021