Penis

{Davids long dick}. Is the scientific way of saying penis but yeah

David’s penis is as big as a fish

by Mikehawk for president 💯 March 29, 2020

Penis

Something small that you have

Jenna: wow your penis is SO small
Peter: shut the fuck up

by Aiden6000 July 22, 2022

Penis Rabies

When a person gets so excited about something they start frothing from the tip of their dick

Dude have you seen the new Fallout trailer? That shit looks so good it gave me penis rabies. I had to change pants after I saw the trailer!

by Trashl0rd_King0fRefuse June 12, 2018

Penis

Something you suck on for pleasure.

Person 1: Nice penis bro, how does it taste?
Person 2: Dunno, wanna taste?
Person 1: Just don't put milk with that i am lactose intolerant man

by FunnyNumber69 April 22, 2020

penis

Something that goes in and out the women's' vagina.

My penis is smol :(

by [e-mail]123 November 22, 2021

Penis

You looked this up because you were bored, didn't you?

Im bored, let me look up penis in urban dictionary

by Necroathedingleberry October 3, 2022

Intravenous Penis

A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.

Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?

Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.

by Dictionary Harry October 5, 2022