Hot Monkey

To throw up a little in your mouth and then swallow it. Sometimes it does not come all the way into your mouth but stays in the back of the throat.

The impulse to hurl, (but held back), resulting in approximately 1-2 teaspoons of vomit juice, quickly swallowed.

It is not, however, the pre-vomit that comes in the first hurls before full on vomit sessions brought on by sickness or over-alcohol consumption.

If I see that zit-cratered, pus-filled whitehead covered face, I'm gonna hot monkey.

"Dude, I went down on my girl last night and she was on the rag"
"Fuck, you just made me hot monkey."

by thedoolaaa April 30, 2019

Fermented Monkey

To love Cocaine, Beer & online gaming

Our team mate is a fermented monkey

by cool girl crystal May 16, 2019

Monkey

Monkey cute and crazy friends with weezy and skeetox and lit to be around.

“I just saw Monkey with weezy in Dm.”

by -.-123 September 18, 2019

spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019

The monkey

The racist, religionist, sexist, and homophobic orange monkey I bought at the school sale

The monkey is unlove like normal

by Gaymur September 23, 2019

Monkey

Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.

Monkey ate all my chicken. Monkey saw Eduardo take 3 steps and destroy the world.

by Baddibixch September 27, 2019

dub monkey

that one kid that is too much of a dumbass to read the subtitles

Friend : Why do you watch anime dubbed its so bad.
Other friend : Because!!I 1don't wanna read subtitles that stupiddddddd!!!!!! Im trying to enjoy the showawwdwas1ww!!12112!!1w not go to school!!!!!!1
Friend : you're such a dub monkey

by kavvou September 28, 2019