Jack Watkingooner

The act of accidentally jerking your meat with cement and your hand gets hardened to your dick.

My brother put cement in my bottle of lube and I did a Jack Watkingooner.

by George Corn October 19, 2025

Jack Wrapping

When multiple males who fornicating with one female (or male) at the same time, (A.K.A- "running a train") , frequently alternate the usage of one condom amongst themselves.

me: Dude me and the crew ran a train on Perla last night!
Dew: Dirty Perla?
me: Yea!
Dew: Gross! Did all of you have condoms?
me: Na
Dew: Were you guys jack wrapping?
me: Hell yea!
Dew: Sweeeet....

by megasourass June 20, 2011

The Jack Horner

This is when you finish inside someone and then you plug up the cream pie with your thumb.

“Wow Billy, you totally did The Jack Horner on me!”

by AndrooTheNerd May 3, 2023

Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything

That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses

by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020

jack my main squeeze

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.

hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist

by jsbshhahaha bahah June 28, 2019

jacked jaw

Angrily struck by another human being . Not a light tap

The man did not heed the warning And he got a jacked jaw by Shawn

by Gilly wally March 6, 2016

Jack Barton

A special and rare man who on occasions can be found in a woolies shopping cart in an underpass. Jack Barton also known as J.B uses the sewers as a commute around the city whether it be to a homeless shelter or a females house.

Where's Jack barton?
It's not Jack Barton its J.B

by Fatmongoloid October 29, 2023