Kangaroo mom

Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.

She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.

by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019

Ur mom

Basically a comeback for when people say anything...even if your motherless.

"Hey Gracyn how are you?..." " UR MOM"

by UR_MOMMMMMMY_**^%W November 2, 2022

Mom

Something some people call their girlfriends

Boy: hey Mom what we gonna do tonight 😏
“Mom”: oh you know exacly what

by DirtyMindedChick July 29, 2018

UR MOM

SCP-069

I went to UR MOM's house

by SUSMEDICPLAYZ-2000 March 20, 2023

Ur Mom

BIG FAT LOLOLOLOLOL INFINITE WEIGHT

I fucked UR MOM LOLOLOLOLOL

by CrobinFist EAT ASS YUMMY PENIS May 17, 2021

mom

A person who tells you to shut up and go back to bed at 7:00 PM

You are a mom.

by Illuminati was taken March 28, 2018

your mom

someone who is vary vary vary vary hot

no joke like vary hot like i smashed her
like your mom is SUPER HOT THAT I SMASHED HER 10230259723498590385643109461493-6913487594315743908168348659381649856431985698134658936584395981346598143659416 times

by dickdickman27 October 26, 2022