Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male

“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”

by Hello Future July 6, 2021

The penis

Haha. Whoa

The penis. Oh yeah..!

by uban dicinary July 6, 2021

fingernail penis

A derogatory term used to describe a male genitalia, comparing its size to that of a pinky fingernail.

Don't worry, her new boyfriend has a fingernail penis anyways.

by T.T.doe October 29, 2012

Gutter Penis

A penis that is found in or around a gutter.

Stacy picked up the gutter penis and proceeded to put it in her mouth.

by WileyLouis November 12, 2012

Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

A Daya of a penis

A small rather pathetic little excuse for a dick

WTF, u have a Daya of a penis.

by Anonymous 5.0 November 14, 2011

penis ivy

Male pubic growth so rampant that it grows along the shaft of the penis.

I hit a genital vein and almost died the other day while shaving back the genital vines of my penis ivy.

by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011