Luke on my mind

luke•on•my•mind (v): the act of having a certain 6'4" Aussie who thinks he's a penguin on your mind for hours at a time

Friend 1- Hey how are you today?
Friend 2- Not doing too well, i've got a serious case of 'luke on my mind'
Friend 1- Huh?
Friend 2- Luke Hemmings. Yeah he's been on my mind all day and the feels are just wow nope

by ellellek7 September 6, 2014

up in my popcorn

To invade personal space, by actions of agressive or persistent pursuit of the opposite sex.

I met him on match, but I don't want anyone up in my popcorn right now.

by DkrJlp November 27, 2014

for shizzile my nizzile

What niggas say dawg

For shizzile my nizzile

by Stealthyfucker November 4, 2013

Steam My Curtains

A euphemism for sex.

Variation of "Going Martha Stewart On It"

Chris said he wanted to come over and steam my curtains.

So, does that mean he wants to steam your curtains or, you know, "steam your curtains?"

by Help a Brother Out December 23, 2013

pooping on my goons

trying a little bit too hard to make lulz

"Hey Will, why was six afraid of seven?"
"Kez, stop pooping on my goons"

"Robert keeps pooping on my goons and it's really annoying"

by subsequently February 19, 2015

strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.

I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.

by alcarlin April 3, 2015

yankin my wank

A term used to define when someone is playfully teasing you.

"oh you. You're just yankin my wank!"

by Stormon mormon April 9, 2015