Moms life

a phrase many roadmen and black people say. most of the time theyre chatting shit (lying)

bob: you took my sweets!
david: moms life i didnt

by eeveelover42069 February 8, 2024

UR MOM

MOST LIKLEY JUST A JOKE LMAO

someone: "hey, guess what?"
someone else: "what?"
someone: "ur mom.HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

by i am cool :D October 3, 2022

your mom

Gay

Your mom gay.

by Yodogbitchlol July 2, 2019

ur mom

the hottest woman in the world

wow, ur mom is so hot.

by eminem69420 November 6, 2021

Your mom

Scariest creature to be alive.

If you go to your kitchen at 3:00 am and yell fortnite boy 400 times a person called your mom will appear and slap the lif out of you.

by Your mom Your mom Your mom October 13, 2021

ur mom

The best insult that anyone could ever use on someone.

1: Hey, what time is it?
2: Ur mom
1: Damn man you got me

by getJasonTodded July 21, 2022

White teenage Mom

Kerstin Sauerbrei- A teenager with no kids but is still the average white Mom. Thinks she will be a hot milf, has leapard clothing and has many sparkles. Where’s white mom outfits everyday and just acts like a white mother.

Wow Ker is such a white teenage Mom.

by Bigtug26 April 21, 2022