Tenderizing the Meat

It like holding a person hostage but you still kill him. You use him as bait kind of.

Buttsniff |||: Can you kill me now?
Me: NO! I'm tenderizing the meat.

by Julio Guadelupe is a good boy April 9, 2018

upside down meat basket

when someone is super gay and inst afraid to admit it, and most of the time they are a libtard

man: dude watch out for that upside down meat basket over their
man 2: is he/she a libtard?
man: yeah

by crap_posts10101 May 15, 2018

saggy mf meatballs

big ass balls that hang mad fucking low

yo that’s guys got some saggy mf meatballs

by FuckinPizzaBagels November 30, 2018

Chucking the meatballs

The code word for masturbating when your parents are around

Ye, chucking the meatballs is hard to do when my mom’s home.

by Batboi 487 January 8, 2019

Eat your meat

My sister told me she’s gonna eat my meat (she’s 6)

Sis:yo imma eat your meat
Uncle:*zip noises*

by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019

Spaghetti and Meatballs

When you rub your limp dick on her clit and then slap her in the face with your balls

Her: Daddy, I want a serving of spaghetti and meatballs

Him: ok, let me prepare this exquisite dish momma. *starts to perform the move*

by Reload February 11, 2019

immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019