red buff

Legitimately fucking your mom until my throbbing cock gets red and bloody.

"I fucked your mom until I got red buff."

by dazzeq August 28, 2020

red eye stinger

When you forget to wipe your ass or don't wipe good enough and your ass totally gets really red and burns like a motherfucker.

1. Bro I didn't wipe good enough and now I totally got a mean red eye stinger.

2. Damn bro I'm trying to go be a fucking idiot but this red eye stinger hurts when I walk!

by McAssNigga July 1, 2016

The Red Show

A band from Glasgow named after the days of a month when a woman bleeds!

That band The Red Show smell funny!

by kilmarnock378 November 24, 2011

Red Gnome

The belief that Communist Sympathizers are watching your every move whilst you're in your garden, or in more sinister cases, implanting microchips into your garden gnomes.

"There's a Red Gnome watching me in my garden!"

"My Gnome's gone red!"

by canart October 25, 2019

Red

A color on the rainbow that is scientifically proven to suck in comparison to blue

Red is a color

by Blue GOD May 19, 2019

Red Caped

Someone who is looking for sexual desire.

She looked at the man, red caped.

by VHSHomeEnt August 30, 2023

Red

A name to call a person that makes you see the world in rose colored glasses. They have a powerful nature and are one of the coolest people you'll meet.

"Wow she's a real Red in my life, when I'm around her all my problems disappear! "

by Jane_Rose November 14, 2022