Gay Life Coach

A guide to gays who need guidance.

A: "Lou... I am like so much in my skin since I met Peter."
B: "A new crush?"
A: "Nope!... my gay life coach... now I am 100 % out of the wardrobe."

by rperazag July 17, 2010

i ain’t gay

A way to say no in style.

Someone: want some weed.

You: I ain’t gay.

by Sliced_Ramen October 9, 2018

six-pack gay

Adjective:

Descriptor for a nominally hetreosexual male who is willing to engage in totally uninhibited homosexual activity after drinking 3 or 4 beers with a drinking buddy.

"Brody went six-pack gay with Kyle because his girlfriend won't give good head."

by Neil Logism May 27, 2008

Your Fuckin Gay

1. A possessive phrase indicating the second party is in possession of a "Fuckin Gay" ie. a latent homosexual which enjoys intercourse. This phrase doesn't indicate that the targeted party is in fact gay, only that he or she possesses one. (maybe a slave?)

"Pardon me, madam, may i borrow your fuckin gay for the weeks end? I'm having a naughty party!"

by ExplosiveJello June 19, 2009

gay midget dwarf

An alternate moniker for Tom Cruise. Properly abbreviated as GMD.

The gay midget dwarf and Katie Holmes are never going to get married!

by Xenu2001 July 7, 2006

gay boy crush

When a girl has a crush on a gay boy.

Girl: I really like you.
Boy: But I'm gay!
Girl: Oh no... I have a gay boy crush.

by flipflopidy November 14, 2011

Ur mom gay

The comeback from a kid that plays roblox, commonly used by 7-12 year olds

Hey John ur mom gay

by JameEarl May 16, 2018