Double standard

The least responsible person you've ever known, male or female saying someone or something else is not responsible.

The bubbly girl like to poke fun at another person's double standard, but couldn't see her own for what it was. She was too busy trying to get people to take her seriously and respect her by looking/sounding serious and indirectly having other people threaten people for her.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021

Double chug waterfall

When a male is receiving oral sex, they shove their penis far enough down recipient’s throat at the moment of climax, that the recipient vomits up both puke and the load

I thought she had done this before, but I went too hard and she gave me the double chug waterfall.

by proffbabycakes1002 February 21, 2019

Double-fuck

When 2 things go wrong in a row. So instead of saying “oh fuck!” twice you just say “double fuck!”

Person 1: you just got fired
Person 2: damn
Person 1: and you’re gf cheated on u
Person 2: double-fuck!

by Sarbear1613 April 17, 2022

Double Friday

When the week feels extremely long and and feels as if Thursday should’ve been, or felt like a Friday, giving you a Double Friday

“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”

by King Adren October 25, 2019

double-first cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s son.

My double-first cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Double stuffed oreo

The act in which two black males take a shit in a women's vagina then fuck her at the same time

Janet wanted to try something more dirty than usual during sex, so she called her closet black friends to give her a double stuffed oreo

by Aneeta bush December 24, 2017

Double Gunning

Pleasuring a girl using a Vulcan salute

“Hey Jim I double gunning Uhura last night and she simultaneously farted from both holes”

by Dr.H.L.69 August 13, 2021