Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023

Penis Power

The umbrella term for the energy exuded from one individual, relative to penis size. Ex: Small dick energy, average dick energy, and the apogee of all penile expulsion of power- big dick energy.

This man is humble, and his penis power is hard to pin point, but I'd have to say he's close to having average dick energy.

by CraigCheddah74542 November 18, 2019

Penis mun

When one of the homies being gay and a dick.
Shows the homie likes penis and is a penis/ dick

Dude 1: oi I saw Gary a few gays ago

Dude 2: the gay wan

Dude 1 : naw the dick head

Dude 3: SO Gary the penis mun

by Biggie pauls April 24, 2020

penis g

Penis G. is the most common nickname in Lulin. The owner of this nickname is often fat, lazy and alcoholic.

Penis G is super fat and lazy

by Mishhho January 8, 2018

Penis

something you will never see because of your fat stomach / non existant

i have a penis

by Mike oxhall March 8, 2022

penis

The shaft in between your legs that becomes erect when you are aroused.

men have penises

by jeboris November 21, 2019