Windows pain

(Not to be confused with window pain.) The protracted and excruciating pain of having to wait for Windows software to work.

Interrogator: Are you going to tell me about the plot, or do I need to take out the Windows PC?
Villain: I'll tell you everything I know.

John Doe: Arghhhhhh! The Windows pain is unbearable!!!
Bill Gates: Why don't you just use Linux? LoLz

by SoberDicktionary January 27, 2021

journey window

When you're tripping so hard on acid you walk to the window and begin your journey, but it's up to you what you do from there...

"Hey Garrett did you just open the journey window?"
"Yeah bro."

by JJ long slong July 31, 2017

Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...


...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

by Paul January 24, 2005

window licker

A mentally challenged person riding on "the short bus".

aka: Adams or Negative Waves

The window lickers on the short bus have faces pressed against the window with their tongues hanging out.

by Ann Onimuous December 3, 2003

window washer

Someone who enjoys licking and/or tonguing their sex partner's anus.

Tom asked Shannon to tongue his asshole, and she said, "Sorry, I don't do windows".

First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.

She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.

by Hiccup September 7, 2008

Windows ME

See "Windows" for the first part of the definition. ME stands for Mangled Edition.

My computer is rendered useless by having Windows ME installed upon it.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

windows me

Many Errors. nuff said

the operating system thats more destructive than a virus

by leah March 15, 2005