Willie Wanka

A reference to a male that is known to be a chronic masturbator or wanker.

Watch out for Carl. He's a real Willie Wanka.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2016

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Goose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.

"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

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Touch Willy

An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing

Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss

by Bob Smith UK June 08, 2007

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Pop willy

A variant of wet willy, combining the best aspects of Pop Rocks and wet willys. The person licks or spits on their finger, and then dips it into the Pop Rocks bag coating the finger tip with a layer of Pop Rocks. Then the attacker sticks this finger into the victim's ear canal and twists. The key is to have ample saliva on the finger such that the Pop Rocks start popping right next to the ear drum!

1. (noun) He thought himself a pimp for pulling off a Pop willy against Nahir.

2. (verbified!) Damn!! he just Pop willy'd yo ass!

by Abid May 12, 2008

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willy wanging

When (mainly males) (unless you be a tranny) are totally naked and do circle movements with their hips so that they get their genitalia swinging round and round in almost-perfect circles. This action is usually done in front of a mirror: it can be very entertaining for guys ya know.

Guy1: Dude, you know that film 'Bruno'?
Guy2: like, who doesn't?
Guy1: yeah, i love the part where he flops his cock out and starts willy wanging.
Guy2: are you bent?

by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009

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