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White people

People that are white.
White people are lighter than black people.
by epicman12345 November 21, 2018
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Eddie White

Fucking Champion. Proof that the second your girlfriend breaks up with you for another guy life can be happier. by doing the following with rid of her in your life: lose 30 plus pounds, get a high paying job, get nothing lower than a B in college.

All in all, proof that girlfriends as good looking as they are and willing to give up sex whenever can stress you out. When they fly the coop for someone else, don't look back and move forward. Never skip a beat.

He was on the news for his extreme weight loss. Hero to men everywhere alike, especially those who got dumped by their girlfriend for another guy (typical female) looking for a strategy just to survive.
example 1:

mike: yo did you see that clown leadbeater is dating?
julio: yeah too bad that happened, because while she's working at best buy...hes got a job that pays double that. I don't know how he did it. Oh yeah....without her.

example 2:

Steve: man, my girlfriend that i've been going out with for 3 years dumped me...now i have no one
dan: oh, thats fine! just pull an eddie white and see how happy you are when you're SINGLE and meeting all different kind of girls!
by K-Lit October 18, 2008
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white fluff

Also just called "fluff"
comes in crystal form, and then is usually diluted into vials and sold. 98%+ pure LSD. Highest grade of LSD available.
Normally costs around $20,000+ for a gram
Yeah that acid is really good, it's white fluff
by OzzyOz June 25, 2006
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Armond White

An Armond White is somebody who disagrees with you/others/the establishment purely to get attention. Similar to a Devil's Advocate, but instead of advancing an argument, the Armond White just wants to annoy you or feel rebellious.

Named after the movie critic Armond White, who hates films like "Slumdog Millionare" and thinks "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" is a, quote, "modern classic."

Can be shortened to just Armond for a more obscure reference.
"Are you kidding me? The Beatles suck! Vanilla Ice is MILES ahead of them. Have you even listened to music before?"

"Fine, Armond White, be that way..."
by PopCultureReference November 1, 2009
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Internet white knight

A desperate guy on the internet who will do anything to defend women, even if they are in the wrong. Logic and rationality are not his virtues. He hopes that defending women on the internet might somehow increase his chances of getting laid.
Man 1 - She only wants him for his money. She is a gold digger.

Internet white knight - Don't talk about her like that. She is a woman. So what if he wants money from men?

Man 1 - Aren't men and woman equal? Shouldn't she pay her own bills instead of making the man pay?

Internet white knight - (Speechless)
by Awwfwwj January 26, 2014
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white hands

The color of a guy's hands after he's done "pleasing himself."
Look at Brett, he's hasn't gotten any in awhile. You can tell by his white hands.
by Bucknut89 December 3, 2011
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White Shotgun

"lupara bianca" (white shotgun) is, in the lingo of the mafias in many countries such as Italy, a murder in which the body is never found.
"Armando, we must use finesse. Make sure you bring the white shotgun." or "Ana fears this may turn out to be another white shotgun case."
by aniggerstolemybike December 6, 2011
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