weiner gout

Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.

Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!

by MarlinBohner June 9, 2018

Adequate Weinering

When your SO gives that good good 10/10 meat stick

Cailey got some adequate weinering last night

by Adequate Weiner January 20, 2024

Weiner wash

To shower

“Dude where you going?”

“Weiner wash brb”

by Panru January 15, 2019

weiner weiner

When you don’t know how to describe something but you want to get straight to the point of what you’re talking about.

Antonio: So boom, I was listening to um.. Weiner Weiner and it was absolutely insane man.

Asylum: Nigga..Weiner Weiner?

by ambronio June 10, 2022

pants weiner

A phenomena occurring when a female's pants, usually jeans, bulges in the crotch area as if she had male genitalia

I had a pants weiner when I met him, so he probably doesn't even know if I'm a girl.

by ThunderBoss April 26, 2014

pancake weiner

A weiner that is short. But also super wide. Synonym: Chode

Heidi: Dude I found out sam has a pancake weiner.
Judy: You cant hook up with that.

by Slampiece22 October 11, 2009

Weiner Fart

The traitorous little puff of air that squeezes out the tip of the when it's been tucked too tight, sucked too sloppy, or pressed too passionately into forbidden crevices. Often mistaken for a curse or a call for help, but sometimes a fun icebreaker.

I was grinding on him so hard I thought they moaned, but nope - their dick totally just let out a Weiner Fart.

The first time I heard Katy Perry sing "like a hard candy with a surprise center" I knew she was totally talking about a Weiner Fart.

by ol_flirty_bastrd June 15, 2025