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Shit Weigher

A shit weigher is a person who gained notoriety through an embarrassing or demeaning act
Hey shit weigher! What's on your IMDB page? Nothing!
by Dabbletron September 29, 2025
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Shit Weigher

Calling someone a shit weigher is a means to claim they are only known for an embarrassing or demeaning act.
Hey, Shit Weigher! Your IMDB page is blank. You've done nothing!
by Dabbletron September 29, 2025
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blessed weight loss

The phenomenon of continuously losing weight (e.g., 0.2 kg per day) despite a sedentary lifestyle, attributed to maintaining a healthy diet, often viewed as a blessing or sign of divine favor.
Even though I've been glued to my computer all day, this blessed weight loss feels like a gift from above since I've always been watching what I eat!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Medium weight white PP spoon

An act where two Caucasians males who collectively weigh less than 300 lb, lay together while one positions his penis through the legs of the other who tucks his penis between his legs.
It was really cold the other night when we went camping so my buddy and I performed a medium weight white pp spoon
by HonestTruthTalker October 29, 2025
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An idiom used to explain how a seemingly negligible or "weightless" variable can have a massive, tangible impact on an outcome.
It refers to the physics concept of radiation pressure. Because light carries momentum, the sunlight hitting a city like Chicago on a clear day actually pushes down on it, adding roughly 300 lbs of physical force to the city's total weight.
Example 1:
Person A: "I only changed a single line of code and the entire server crashed. I don't get it."
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day!"

Example 2:
Person A: "I barely touched the gas pedal and we spun out!"
Person B: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day, man."

Example 3:
Him: "She broke up with me just because I didn't hold the door open?"
Her: "Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."

Example 4:
"If I had found my keys ten seconds faster, I'd be here. Chicago weighs more on a sunny day."
by anonymous202997 December 4, 2025
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Pull their own weight

It means someone who can actually do what they’re supposed to, they meet the expectations and do their job
Jimmy just got back from the army and he’s going off about how civvies can’t pull their own weight.
by borntalentless May 8, 2018
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George's weight

A visual display of irony.

Often in public and takes place during a period of intoxication.

Stemming from the time George's "weight" was thrown around in the women's lavatories of a wedding venue.

See also helicockter, fassbending & me too'ed
The drunk bloke arrested who was wearing a t-shirt saying "every good idea i have gets me in trouble" is a real George's weight
by Pork Scratching January 2, 2020
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