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swag weed

poopy marijuana that is sold for a minimal amount of money.
Tim was desperate for some marijuana so the cheap bastard resorted to swag weed.
by Ed Rosenthall January 16, 2008
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sex weed

having sex with a woman or man and it feels so good that you just feel really high....
Sex Weed - R.Kelly
"Sex so good that it gets me high"
by Vibez July 29, 2005
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weed slut

a girl who socializes with you for the luxory of smoking your weed. May feign interest in you for weed also. Basically the reason she hangs out with you is to get smoked up.
Those fucking weed sluts just bounce right after we smoke they asses up. Fuck them!
by Kendra & Sarah & Kristi February 19, 2006
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Dick weed

My neighbor Ben Moots is such a dick weed
by Gekume September 20, 2018
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Ghost Weed

A fictional type of marijuana that will make you sound and kick it like your favorite rapper (from De La Soul's album Art Official Intelligence).
Hey hip-hoppers, tired of that old trend of ghostwriters? Well here's the newest sensation that's sweepin the nation! Ghost weed! Ghost weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
by WallabeeKid August 6, 2010
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cali weed

Weed, Pot, Mary-j's or any other name for it.
I treat my music like cali weed, i smoke till i sleep. "Dr. Dre"
by Aaron "G-thing" September 7, 2005
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Weed Pact

The strongest bond two people can form. A Weed Pact is when one person is required to smoke with another person for the remainder of the night/party or until the weed runs out. If two people are smoking together at an earlier time during the night/party, and the owner of the weed may call a Weed Pact on the other member. Neither member is now allowed to back out of any weed offerings.

A weed pact may be called by curling all fingers but your thumbs and pinkies. The arms are then crossed and the thumbs are connected, creating a W shape. This gesture is then followed by a hearty "WEED PACT!".

IMPORTANT: If this oath is broken by the mooching member, he is subject to extreme humiliation.
Man 1: Hey, you want a hit?

Man 2: Yeah man! Thanks!
(As he takes a hit, Man 1 makes the universal weed pact gesture)

Man 1: WEED PACT!

Man 2: Hell Yeah!
by Trebor Thunder April 22, 2010
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