waxing your Jimmy

Pretending that you are "servicing" yourself in the back of the bus and your bus driver calls you out

"Ay! You back there!"
"Yo."
"Stop waxing your Jimmy!!!"
"Whaaa?"
"Or shucking your corn...whatever they call it these days!"

by Flubber Gassing September 09, 2011

Golden amber wax

What people who think they know about weed talk about.

Hey have you ever tried golden amber wax smoking it inflates my already stuck up ego.

by Mad troll20 November 06, 2016

Parafinn Wax

when one takes intramural sports so seriously that they coat their hands in wax before their intramural sporting event to ensure that their hands are soft and smooth.

Tom couldn't go out with us tonight because he was parafinn waxing his hands and studying game film before sundays basketball game.

by Swaple June 04, 2011

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by Obama Bin Laden June 03, 2023

wax actor

A reigning fantasy football champion that gets burned the next season.

Man, I feel bad for Mike this year, he's a real wax actor.

by Liebs72 November 09, 2015