Washington Commanders

Known around the DMV for taking creampies from the Baltimore Ravens. Statistically proven to be the leading cause of suicide amongst the incest population.

Guy from Dundalk: ayyy yeerrr, someone invite the Washington Commanders over to Jimmys Seafood, I’m trying to get this easy nut.

by McElite October 13, 2024

Washington Whiteout

When you chug a gallon of milk before receiving oral sex from a women. When you are about to cum you stick your finger down your throat and vomit on her face then cum in her mouth

I was with a girl last night and I gave her the Washington Whiteout.

by EnlightenedDahrell01 February 17, 2023

Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Sticky Washington

When you blow a load of a handful of dollar bills and then plaster them on dat hoe's face

She got sticky washingtoned.

by Sticky Washington January 18, 2015

Washington Robbery

Your partner pushes their excrement to the mouth of the anus, you proceed to remove the excrement from the anus inserting it onto their reproductive organ. Following this you insert yourself into the excrement spreading it around their respective orifice.

Hey John I cant come to golden corall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.

by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024

Denzel Washington

Reassurances that someone rumored to have died aren't dead yet.

Don't worry, Patti Labelle's not dead yet. She's trending with Denzel Washington.

by BrobberProblix October 5, 2020

Washington Salute

When two males insert a lit sparkler into the tip of their penis during the Fourth of July.

To celebrate this year, my buddy and I performed the Washington Salute

by Nikki nuggets April 12, 2024