When an individual becomes obsessed with Vauxhalls Corsas', using them in conversations, status updates and bringing them up wherever possible. In extreme cases, individuals have been known to develop sexual relationships with their Corsas', sometimes naming them 'Lucy' etc.
Did you hear Zac just passed his test and his mum bought him a car? Yeah, he's already turned into an absolute Corsa Wanker.
by ZacIsMyNemisis July 14, 2014
Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.
These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s
These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s
Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"
by pwbcallday June 06, 2010
That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!
by Tom John December 12, 2004
by Dick Splash August 10, 2003
by CheedMaster June 09, 2010
by Marissa_Goldsmith February 12, 2008
cheese wanker
someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act
someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act
by Addaz M May 17, 2008