Reading Wankers

Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.

These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s

Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"

by pwbcallday June 7, 2010

wanker

one who does wanking

stop wanking and come over here!!

by HAMLET86 June 27, 2005

wanker

English/Aussie term for a jerk-off. any asshole who doesn't get laid and masturbates profusely.

Charles is such a wanker, he never gets any

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

Bloody Wanker

Somebody who wanks it so much that their Penis actually Bleeds!

You Bloody Wanker!!! I bet your dick is all chaft and bloody!

by CheedMaster June 10, 2010

stupid wanker

means stupid idiot in british....

Haley is a stupid wanker for asking if a tree was a plant...

by Marissa_Goldsmith February 11, 2008

Cheese Wanker

cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act

TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!

by Addaz M May 17, 2008