wanker

by HAMLET86 June 18, 2005
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ambi-wanker

Someone who nobs both of their hands.

(Originator- Steve Mansfield)
That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!
by Tom John December 12, 2004
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Reading Wankers

Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.

These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s
Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"
by pwbcallday June 06, 2010
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Cockney Wanker

Twat, git, moron, bitch.
You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.
by Dick Splash August 10, 2003
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Bloody Wanker

Somebody who wanks it so much that their Penis actually Bleeds!
You Bloody Wanker!!! I bet your dick is all chaft and bloody!
by CheedMaster June 09, 2010
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stupid wanker

Haley is a stupid wanker for asking if a tree was a plant...
by Marissa_Goldsmith February 12, 2008
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Cheese Wanker

cheese wanker

someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act
TOM: Bloody hell, this cheddar is great!
BERNARD: Tom, you cheese wanker!
by Addaz M May 17, 2008
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