That man just played a guitar solo on both a left-handed and a right-handed guitar! What an ambi-wanker! I have never witnessed such ambi-wankery at close quarters!
by Tom John December 12, 2004
Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.
These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s
These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s
Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"
by pwbcallday June 06, 2010
by Dick Splash August 10, 2003
by CheedMaster June 09, 2010
by Marissa_Goldsmith February 12, 2008
cheese wanker
someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act
someone who either masturbates:
1. With the aid of a dairy product, most commonly a soft cheese
2. While viewing/imagining images of cheese and obtaining sexual pleasure from the act
by Addaz M May 17, 2008