A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.
by ClaireCareyBob69 February 15, 2017
Get the Vegan mug.Someone who opposes any form of cruelty towards sentient beings for ethical reasons. Vegans are known to advocate animal rights.
Man 1: Hey man, want to come by my place later to slaughter and eat a cow?
Man 2: No thanks, I'm a vegan.
Man 1: Ok
Man 2: No thanks, I'm a vegan.
Man 1: Ok
by VeganBastard October 7, 2016
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“Ah shit, come on guys, let’s get away from this queer.”
“Ah shit, come on guys, let’s get away from this queer.”
by ManicVengeance November 6, 2018
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Someone who’s mentally underdeveloped and is extremely vegan and forces/guilt trips others into becoming vegan through fake/exaggerated news and/or propaganda. Also is against fishing/hunting for your own meat despite being highly sustainable
Aka PETA
Aka PETA
“These vegan extremists keep calling me a heartless murderer on my Instagram post of the fish I caught”
“Don’t worry about them, mate, they aren’t all there in the head, what you did isn’t a bad thing”
“Don’t worry about them, mate, they aren’t all there in the head, what you did isn’t a bad thing”
by William_milkshakespere March 20, 2020
Get the Vegan extremist mug.A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.
Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.
by Suzanne Greene November 8, 2007
Get the cookie vegan mug.A bastard who wont eat anything that has ever mooved, or even drink goddamn real milk, im sure milking a cow hurts so much, and if these guys went back in time 100 years, they wouldnt live 3 days.
by Bite em June 2, 2008
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