twit

Mark Cahallan's most famous putdown.

"Shut up you twit" chimes Mark Cahallan

by Johnny Cockrin May 30, 2007

TWiT

TWiT: stands for "this WEEK in TECH,” a weekly podcast centering on technology news. The podcast is hosted by Leo Laporte (former host of The Screen Savers) who is joined by a rotating list of panelists. Most of the key members have at one point been associated with or employed by what was TechTV. Regulars include: Patrick Norton, Roger Chang, David Prager, John C. Dvorak, Kevin Rose, Robert Heron, and Joshua "Yoshi" DeHerrera. Slogans: “Your first podcast of the week is the last word in tech” and “Combining a mind-numbing commitment to tech news with surprisingly valuable information.” Episodes are also referred to as TWiTcasts and the show’s devoted listeners are known as the “TWiT Army.”

The last episode of TWiT was late, but it was worth the wait.

I just downloaded the new TWiTcast and it sounds great since they stopped recording from Skype.

by ctbyte September 1, 2005

twitch 99

a state in which one is so hyper that they pop a vein and bleed to death. a sate of hyperness in which includes bouncing off walls, inconssistent babbling, and random twitching. other symptons incude monkey-like behavior, using body parts to hit things, annoying people, foaming of the mouth, biting, dialated pupils, throwing of inanimate (and animate) objects, and perhaps spitting like a llama if it comes down to it.

survival rate: 10%

survivior said: "i saw my life flash before my eyes...... and then i laughed about it" *twitch*

dude. he's reached twitch 99....
...he's not comming back...



....ever....again.....

by anonymus2 April 6, 2004

twitchin'

A common combination of the words totally and bitchin' with a random "W" thrown in there.

Oh snap! That Lotus was twitchin' man.

by E-dubby dub October 21, 2006

twitaphobe

A person who refuses to join Twitter and just doesn't see what the hype is about.

person 1: Dude! Follow me on twitter!
person 2: naw man, I don't use that.
person 1: fuck man why are you such a twitaphobe?

by Tweetledee April 27, 2009

Twitcher

When you're a hardcore camper and never get out of the same place just so you can get kills.

Noob: OMG! You're such a camper!

Twitcher: Nahh, I'm a Twitcher.

by CodenameXavier July 15, 2011

Twit

An abbreviation of That's what I thought. Easier to say and less work for the mouth when you need to repeatedly tell it to someone.

Michael: Move out of my away or I'll knock you out.

Bobby W: I dare you.

Michael: *Walks away.

Bobby W: Twit.

by Anthony Baric May 11, 2008