No Tuba

A phrase used to show an intense amount of relief after destroying something of value and getting away with it. Especially a $10k dollar sousaphone.

We pulled a no tuba after spray painting the church!

No Tuba by Superdupercoolguy777 December 15, 2025

Copper Tuba

You hold a relatively small man atop your shoulders and fellaciate him whilst squeezing his nipples causing him to make high pitched squeaks like a brass instrument

Yeah, I gave Tony a Copper Tuba last night!

Copper Tuba by J-String the 4th January 12, 2026

The Japanese Tuba 

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl

"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."

The Japanese Tuba by doubledick49 June 11, 2016

Big Fallopian Tuba 

Synonym for Big Fella.

Would you check out the big Fallopian Tuba (Big Fella)

Big Fallopian Tuba by Bog fulla March 29, 2020

Built like a tuba 

That you have large boobs

Wow, your built like a tuba!

Built like a tuba by ShiestyGang July 31, 2022

I love you with tuberculosis 

TB is short for Therapeutic Boundaries but it is also short for Tuberculosis. “I love you with tuberculosis” means I love you with therapeutic boundaries.

This term is very good for people who are not in a relationship to express love and appreciation for each other while still understanding that there are mutual boundaries.

It can be used for any person and saying it to each person means something very different. Boundaries are commonly individualized for each relationship.

A: “goodbye! I love you with tuberculosis!
B: “you too man”
*hugs*

I love you with tuberculosis by TreeFrog278 June 18, 2023

horn billed tuba bird

One of a species of invisible birds with bills the shape of a tuba horn and who's call sounds and smells exactly like, and is indistinguishable from, a human fart. Additionally the tuba bird's farts sound like a human burp.

Damn girl did you just fart?

No bae, it's was a horn billed tuba bird. Must of flown in when you came home from work.

horn billed tuba bird by zugzuger February 13, 2026