touch-o

A typo made on a touch screen, often an Iphone.

I accidently texted my friend from my Iphone that I jade a friend. I meant to say I made a friend. What a stupid touch-o!

by beckley March 27, 2009

touchcake

a swollen vagina to the point where it can be easily touched by someone who would be after that kind of shit. swelling caused by excessive masturbation.

I'm going to pound your touchcake.

by tippir September 3, 2010

Touchdown Cleveland

Term used to describe the act of defecation. Derived from the name of the pro football team in Cleveland, Ohio; the Cleveland Browns. Since human feces are usually brown in color, the act of defecating is often described as a "touchdown Cleveland"

That late night taco binge resulted in me scoring a Touchdown Cleveland.

by mister sanchezzzz July 28, 2013

Touchdown Syndrome

The latest Facebook craze whereby country football teams let their loyal water boy with Down's Syndrome score a touchdown .

Moms with sassy mom hair fill the hole created by their broken dreams by seeking out Touchdown Syndrome new stories on Facebook

by J Larry Davis December 12, 2015

touching the ceiling

For oneself to become drunk or high. drunk high

Tom: Yo how was the party last night.
Nick: It was crazy my head was touching the ceiling the whole night.

by fratboy1221 May 20, 2016

Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.

Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.

by Madcaplaughs October 10, 2016

touch screen disease

When the screen on your phone starts freaking out.

Touch screen disease is what Faith has on her phone. phone is actually possessed by evil spirits. I recommended that she drown the phone in her pool.

by EARNEST T TUBBS November 5, 2017