Coffin Topper

A photo that captures the essence of a person so perfectly that it must adorn the top of their coffin.

‘This such a beautiful photo of Gran, let’s use it as a coffin topper at her funeral’

by Dani McMillan Lyons July 10, 2024

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Sloppy Toppenheimer

When you give such good top that he explodes all over you.

Let's go back to my place and I'll give you Sloppy Toppenheimer

by Beeparisu September 20, 2023

The Toppest Top

When one reaches the peak of being a top through rigorous non-bottom activities, such as flower arrangement and pottery classes.

"Ryan you're so cool and manly, you're the toppest top!"

by PerseusMB December 21, 2023

beef topper

While doing anal they fart on your dick

“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”

“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”

by Thetrashman420 April 9, 2024

Nick Topolovitch

A “Nick Topolovitvh” is someone who smokes whatever he can get his hands on.

“Look its Nick Topolovitch chiefin in the bathroom”

by N-top April 27, 2024

Q-Topping

Having intercourse with your 1st cousin.

Q-Top loves Q-Topping

by LetIanCook May 6, 2024