“Too blissed to be dissed”

The state beyond blessed, where your life is so blissful that yuh haters can’t even diss you.

As a statement I am “Too blissed to be dissed”
Or with the use of we, you or they are too blissed to be dissed

by Kwan di dun November 16, 2021

Me Too Thanks

Originated from /r/me_irl, this phrase is used when you see a post/comment that you agree with and/or can relate to a lot. Occasionally you will find large comment chains with 98% of the comments being "me too thanks", and sometimes when it gets absurdly long, mods might join the chain

Redditor 1: I'm gay

Redditor 2: me too thanks

Redditor 3: me too thanks

Redditor 4: I'm straight

Subreddit Mod: me too thanks

Redditor 6: me too thanks

Subreddit Owner: me too thanks

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by Hex4Nova April 9, 2017

Too cute for me

When a girl is saying this and you know you’re actually not. That is the biggest cap of the year

Sam is way too cute for me, he’s out of my league.

That girl is way too cute for me idk how I can talk to her.

by Notgoodatwords July 17, 2020

Too Many EzVids

Untoggleable autoclicker opening too many programs mostly used when using an autoclicker

Backstory: I was using an autoclicker and didn't know how to disable it, conclusion wise it was opening too many ezvids

rat: *uses autoclicker*
rat: bruhhh i opened 40 spotifies
rat: too many ezvids

by notyellingrat February 9, 2021

Too much on lads

She's no letting me go

Sorry can't come to Wales as I've got too much on lads

by dianzio November 20, 2019

too damn bad

Usually said when someone is whining about a task they don't wanna do. It'll shut someone up easily that is complaining.

Little Warden Walker: I'm tired of this grandpa!
Grandpa Walker: WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD! You keep diggin'!
Little Warden Walker: Well excuse me.

Kid 1: Can you buy us another controller for our Wii?
Mom: You already have 3, what wrong with those?
Kid 2: All 4 of us want to play SSBB, together, at the same time!
Kid 3: Please?
Kid 4: We just have to! We have to!
Mom: Well that's too damn bad. I ain't buyin' you another one.

by Pirated! May 30, 2013

Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS)

A worthless glob that has two eyes and one really flat tooth.
It's known to float around people's houses spying on men in the bathroom.
It's been around since the the first human ever recorded and they would also
spy on them trying to use the bathroom, which was just a massive hole.

Scientific name: Squabtoisis toobus

"Aeneas is acting like such a Squabtoos (SQuAb-TOOS) today."

by Monikerrr September 4, 2022