canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 14, 2008

pork girl

Black girls

“Oh you like pork girls”

by King Lance April 3, 2019

Rock that Pork

In celebration of the wonderful Cuban pork sandwiches, can also apply to a great smoked ham, yummy stuffed pork chops, and thick hickory smoked bacon. Non-food uses are meant to be compliments when someone embraces the salsa, cha cha, or just excels at anything!

Wow, did you see that new couple on DWTS? They really did Rock that Pork on the rumba!

by Scollina May 16, 2011

pork special

Analingus performed by or on a large woman.

Woman: "Do you want the pork special?"
Dan: "Uhh....yeah."

by The TECHer April 30, 2010

parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.

I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.

by Zedarius November 8, 2015

Bitter Pork

Pork which has the metallic tangy taste of blood, which is bitter like stale tears, devouring such pork whilst watching Maury Povich.

I can feel a bit of bitter pork coming on. Indeed, get the guns.

by Zannahq February 11, 2010

Pork Flakes

A breakfast meal consisting of porn only.

I normally have my daily dose of porn flakes right after i wake up.

by Sami December 5, 2004