by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019
Get the massage chair junkiemug. Signal for urban swingers. Different colors have different meanings.
White ones mean the dude is into both female party goers pegging him, often.
Purple ones mean anything goes.
White ones mean the dude is into both female party goers pegging him, often.
Purple ones mean anything goes.
I was driving through Upton the other day and I couldn’t believe Dave had white Adirondack chairs out front. I never would have thought he was so into pegging!
by pilk32 November 26, 2018
Get the adirondack chairmug. What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016
Get the mein kampfy chairmug. by Chair gang by god September 14, 2019
Get the Chair gang by godmug. by corn in my bum May 26, 2015
Get the Arabian lawn chairmug. Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.
USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"
USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."
(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"
TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."
(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)
by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008
Get the Chair-To-Keyboard Interfacemug. One who excessively criticises others athletic attempts while failing to excel or even attempt to achieve athletic success themselves.
"I can't watch the boxing with Dave anymore, he tuts all the time and says both guys are crap"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"
by wolfman10 November 15, 2009
Get the Arm Chair Athletemug.