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tired

Dude that is so tired, I don't give a shit about Ezekiel 25:17 or your fucking rifle anymore. Go to bed you bastard.
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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tile

A tile is a slang variant of idiot, fool, ignoramus, clown. Commonly used as a noun i.e. "He's such a tile." Less commonly as a verb: "Stop tiling around!" and even more infrequently as an adjective, as in "He does the most tiley things."
by SusieQ June 9, 2005
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floor tiles

..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....
by Keanu Reaves September 18, 2016
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Tiles

<noun> Slang;

Used in reference to the paving slabs in the street resembling tiles that one may find in their kitchen or bathroom.
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "What are you doing tonight?"
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER 2: "I thought we could have a night on the tiles tonight."
SINGLE 20+ FEMALE BANK CASHIER: "Yeah, I could do with getting drunk, woo go Friday!" <raises arms to reveal angel wings>
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
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tired and ill

- Tired and Ill is a term used to refer to one who is under the effects of intoxication after a heavy session of devouring acloholic beverages.

The term was coined from a phone call which was made to the parents of an individual who was heavily under the effects of intoxication and needed to return home, but in doing so, making the effects of his intoxication seem as if it were caused by fatigue and illness thus the term "tired and ill" was born.
"Da Cleeva: Could you give me a lift home mother, I feel very tired and ill."

"Stain: I'm going to get very tired and ill tonight"

"Shake: That lad is so tired and ill he requires a baptism of pepper."
by S. Ladavooch May 1, 2006
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white tiles

1)Bathroom tiles that have turned white after urine has built up over time without being cleaned.
2) An unbelievable amount of urine around a toilet (not a public one), usually resulting in the need to stand father from the toilet each time to avoid standing in piss thus adding to the puddle more every time you take a piss, creating a white tile or white tiles.
"Where's my damn gum boots?, I need to to take a shit and I got serious white tiles".
by Szymn. M August 4, 2006
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TieDye

They're a band from Cromwell, New Zealand. Uuuum, they play different genres, hence the name Tiedye. They're fucking awesome. <3
DOOODE, did you go to TieDye's gig last night ?
by stefanee b April 19, 2010
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