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Michael Weathers

True fact: as of 2017, people named Michael had about 13% of their general population who’d turned out to be gay.

Now please remember, in today’s society, let’s just play it safe and be fully respectful towards these groups of people by not going over the details.
GENERAL AGE: The name Michael became commonly used 50 years ago; everyone began to love the name Michael so it got to be a huge name & before ppl knew how much it was being overused due to the technological communications which we have and they didnt. (Aka Texting services, social media, video games, etc.) as the name grew in popularity, people look for other names, because naming a child the name of your sister or brother is just awkward.

Michael;
Funny af all the time for
His absolute randomness.
But he’s on the down low alot

Of the times anyways, In his thoughts
He’s fully convinced that he is gay
due to social standards, he tries
His hardest to NOT be gay,

Because at the time
Being gay

Was

Frowned
Upon, so he

Hides his sexual
Pleasures in hopes

Hed find a woman he
Loves from the bottom of

His heart, & just won’t admit
That the one who is perfect for
Him is his best MALE friend However
To all you Michaels out there, the society
Which we live in today, we are more
Open now, feel free to come out
Michael. Use the code name
“Michael Weathers”,

not
A name to
Discriminate

Against, so we
Are simply using

This name as an example.
Hi, I’m a michael weathers. I’m gay.
by Waitwho? June 17, 2018
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weather hangry

When you are hangry because of yucky 🤮, rainy 🌧 weather.
Why are you weather hangry? Can you control the weather too?
by Sexydimma October 7, 2022
mugGet the weather hangrymug.

Sweater Weather

A great song to listen to when you're drawing a certain car.

Sweater Weather is written by "The Neighborhood"
The song Sweater Weather makes me want to draw!
by TheIdoticOne March 29, 2021
mugGet the Sweater Weathermug.

weather protest

the act of dressing for TOTAL sunshine; swim trunks or bikini, sandals/chanklas, turning on the heat in your place as well as all lights, tropical drink or lime in whatever beer you are drinking while its overcast, foggy, raining and or winter outdoors.
I don't care about PG&E, its weather protest over here!!
by BPB323 February 28, 2009
mugGet the weather protestmug.

Weather Fivecast

(noun). Exactly the same as a weather forecast except it was hella accurate.
“Enter two homies at the beach, Lorenzo and Jarome when, suddenly, it starts raining”
Lorenzo: “what tha hell Jarome you said it was ’gon be sunny all day! I ain’t never ‘gon listen to you or ya dumbass cousin ‘bout tha weather ‘gain.”
Jarome: “Yo fam, this shit wild! Imma have to go whoop Tadpole’s ass! Dat nugget swore he was givin’ me a weather fivecast.”
by Lil’ Giraffe June 1, 2018
mugGet the Weather Fivecastmug.

beach weather

that band that made sex, drugs etc, but also has other dope songs.
"Have you heard Sex, Drugs etc. by Beach Weather. "
by A_G:) September 15, 2025
mugGet the beach weathermug.

beach weather

When the temperature is between 40 and 55 degrees Fahrenheit.
It's too warm for my parka, Zoowee momma its beach weather
by Bigkoooshsmoker420 November 3, 2019
mugGet the beach weathermug.

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