Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.

Damn what an idiot, you need to stop third wheeling yourself

by tasniaiswrong October 14, 2017

the third from the left

The third from the left is a member from BTS (Bangtan Sonyeondan) Jin is called like this because on a picture he was the third from the left. A lot of people saw that picture because it was from the BBMAs (Billboard Music Awards) But they didn't know his name so they called him the third from the left.

"The boys are good looking. But who is the third from the left?"
"The third from the left looks handsome"
"I like that guy! The third from the left"

That are real comments below the photo.

by itsmyyouth July 8, 2018

Whispering/Third Eye

These words refer to vagina or female genitalia

I miss your whispering/third eye

by Seighten January 6, 2021

A Third-Word Country

= a place where even the wealthy suffer, and only every third word is intelligible during a zoom call.

The Coronavirus does not discriminate between socio-economic strata, leveling all of Humanity; so when a grey rectangle appears on our screens--YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION HAS BECOME UNSTABLE-- we can barely make out every third word, combined with TERRIBLE distortion, during our only tenuous links to the outside world-- our Zoom} calls-- & we are all, thus, living in "A Third-Word Country!"

by z'mirote May 16, 2020

third person journaling

Writing down the things one is experiencing, thinking, and feeling as being those a character in a fictitious story is experiencing.

"Third person journaling" allows one to detach oneself from oneself and perceive and express things differently and more objectively than when writing about oneself.

by but for May 2, 2018

Third Party Humping

The act of being repeatedly bumped into by a person being humped. Usually seen in cases in which you and the humpee are sitting down next to each other.

John: Did you see Kyle hump Brenda on that bench today?
David: Actually, he was third party humping me. So yes, I did.

by Scarred Victim of This April 15, 2011

Third-degree suicide

When you want to kill someone you hate but someone else appears (usually your S.O.), takes your weapon, and kills you instead when you give them consent.

Damn, I hate myself. I should commit Third-degree suicide.

by anonymous November 25, 2021