Jared

Stupid

Very jared

by Edwardomazing April 19, 2020

Jared

An amazing person that will go above and beyond. (out of work environment). At work he will never speak, will follow every fucking rule in the book.

Omg! You’re such a Jared!

by Shirli May 20, 2019

Jared

Jared is a weeb, who loves emo’s and e-girls. A chronic vape addict whom spends all his money on league. hetero man who makes you feel like you’re the boss

Jared likes being stepped on

by Chronicle Editor February 6, 2025

Jared McCain

The greatest basketball player ever and the best TikTok dancer.

"Yo man did you hear that Jared McCain put up a quadruple double yesterday?" "Wow I always knew he was the goat."

by Beact December 3, 2024

jared

a boy who engulfs ballsacks or semen

Oh jared these nuts

by adamleancoma September 3, 2021

Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019

Jared

A Candian who likes Hockey and looks like a Discord Moderator

Is your name Jared cause you look like one?

by NattyJ_ July 20, 2023