Windows Defender

By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.

I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file

by big gunline December 21, 2020

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windows time

the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.

John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it's arse over to my usb drive?
Mary: That's just windows time. 'tis a feature, not a bug.

by eunerk3b4b March 10, 2010

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Windows ME

The biggest mistake Microsoft ever made...

...apart from letting Bill Gates be born

Blue screen of death, everywhere

by Paul January 24, 2005

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window licker

A mentally challenged person riding on "the short bus".

aka: Adams or Negative Waves

The window lickers on the short bus have faces pressed against the window with their tongues hanging out.

by Ann Onimuous December 03, 2003

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window washer

Someone who enjoys licking and/or tonguing their sex partner's anus.

Tom asked Shannon to tongue his asshole, and she said, "Sorry, I don't do windows".

First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.

She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.

by Hiccup July 21, 2006

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