National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

by Fullmetalf@g June 8, 2023

kitten toy

A toy designed for kittens to play with.

I got kitten toys for our kittens.

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

puppy toy

A toy designed for puppies to play with.

I got a puppy toy for a puppy to play with.

by Ritacca March 8, 2023

Toy Boy

A guy named Tommaso

he's proprio a toy boy

by snntr March 25, 2023

Toy Train

When you wear your girl out with every toy in the box.

Girl1: How'd things go last night? Did you get laid?

Girl2: Did I? He ran a Toy Train on me. I got run over!

by Kid Dynomite February 1, 2023

Secondhand sex toys

Sex toys that a person keeps from their ex to use on future parners

Omg Joey tried to use his secondhand sex toys on me!?!

by [e-mail] February 2, 2023

Toy Story 4

Any sexual foreplay which incorporates a spork.

Tina and Sara enjoy Toy Story 4 more than anyone else I've met.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023