toe shocked

the jamming of a big toe into a womans vagina and or butt hole

Hey Jacob?

Yea?

Guess what i did last night?

What?

I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night

hell yea!!

by toeshockman January 16, 2011

Toe-Cheese

Someone who's bad at a game because they did something really fucking stupid.

Idot: *walks off edge of map*
Gamer: Bro, your fucking toe-cheese

by MrMeeseeks33477 April 30, 2022

planet of the toes

Another term for feet.

I want you to rub my planet of the toes!

by ivonne carley October 22, 2004

Marshmallow Toes

The act of a man ejaculating upon another beings toes causing the appearance of small marshmallows. Commonly performed by men with a foot fetish.

Damn girl, you got mad Marshmallow Toes! Wash them sticky piggies!

by Marshmallow Toes June 27, 2016

sleeper's toe

When you and your lover get too frisky in bed and you shove your toe up their ass and wake up with a toe infection because of the feces in the ass.

Joel : The hoe gave me a sleeper's toe last night !!!

Mike : Oh shit that really suck's !

by meme.sters November 25, 2016

binkle toe

A very large penis particularly owned by the binkle.

The binkle toe is huge!

by Binkle toe September 27, 2023

Toe Cramp

A painful feeling when three of your toes (usually three) lock up and cause you to run around and scream like a complete idiot.

BF: Ahhhhh!!!
GF: OMG...what the hell is wrong?!
BF: F***, a toe cramp!
GF: Puss...

by LoudMann June 6, 2012