two bagger

A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.

Last night, I banged this chick but she was a two bagger.

by Chamelion June 29, 2006

Twenty Two

A low caliber rifle, very little destructive power.

Brian shot me in the head with his .22 and I walked away

by Luciano December 15, 2003

two-bagger

A chick so nasty ugly that you have to put two bags over her head during sex just in case she chews through the first one.

My roommate usually only lands two-baggers

by Shih Ninja May 28, 2004

two harbors

A small town where everyone smokes pot or drinks themselves to death..

Two harbors a waist land of nothingness

by Angellove69 February 01, 2018

two way

device for communicating with others by using a telecommunications device similar to a walkie talkie

Man this bitch been hittin me on my two way all day, wastin' up my characters.

by bill February 19, 2003

Two parter

After just finishing excretion realising theres more left and having to go again.

Sorry I took so long in the toilet dude, it was a two parter.

by Green Gangster April 12, 2011

Two shoes

A:To run away from the police, a person that runs from the police.

B: To take a turn at a high speed in a moter vehicle and two tires leave the ground and u ride on two tires.

Example A: Alex,"Did u hear about Dwight"
Keath, "no"
Alex, "Dwight was in his car and the police flashed there lights but he chose Two shoes and took Pleasanton police on a high speed chase.
Example B:He was driving so fast when he got off the exit he was riding on two shoes

by The Two shoes November 26, 2011