shit the bed

to embarrass oneself privately or solely in the company of close family/friends. This term is so named because defecating on one's bed is truly embarrassing but only for those who are witness to such an event, which is usually limited to the individual who shitted the bed or a few additional people. Either way, the embarrassment can be contained to a manageable degree.

Jeff: "Dude, I totally shit the bed last night"
Mike: "What did you do?"
Jeff: "Fell down the stairs while my family was watching TV"
Mike: "That's not bad, at least you didn't shit the pool"

by Deshawn2Chainz September 1, 2013

shit the world

when you have to take such a big dookie that you feel like the entire world is about to come out of your ass.

Man I ate so much food today..I feel like I'm going to have to shit the world.

by 3---------D April 7, 2007

shit the bed

When someone literally takes a dookie in their bed

"Mom, I shit the bed!"

by Yo Mama April 20, 2005

shit the bed

1. (phrase) roughly meaning "Well I'll be damned."
2. (interjection) used to express frustration and/or sleepiness.

on occasion, one might say "shit the bed, fred", just for good measure.

Shit the bed... its too early for this!

by unanimous anonymous October 13, 2007

the dual shit bag

this is when two people it dosent matter the gender.takes their ass and puts it up against the other persons ass.then one of them starts to shit.and shits into the other persons ass.and they keep shitting back and forth in and out each others ass's

last night i could barley do the dual shit bag with my wife.because my shit was so large.

by youg bovice(shaded thoughts) February 24, 2009

Shit The Bed

Pretty English I guess, an expression of complete suprise, or utter contempt at something that has passed. Similar to 'Christ on a bike', depending on the religious persuasions of assembled company.

Ie. When breaking a glass full of vodka: 'Shit the bed!'

Or: So and so slept with that tramp last night!

SHIT THE BED!

by munchkim July 24, 2009

shit the pool

to embarrass oneself in front of a decently large audience, usually done in a public place. The action is symbolized by the image of defecating in a pool because in such an event, everyone knows who "shit the pool", causing that individual major embarrassment.

Charlie: "I had the worst day ever. my pants fell down in the middle of my presentation."
Bob: "It's ok, man. Sometimes, you just gotta shit the pool"

by MustardMan September 1, 2013