Old grannies

Please dont go there on google images you will need to get bleach

Friend 1 Hey man have you looked up old grannies on google images.
Friend 2 No why
F1 just do it

F2 ok
*I minute later*
F2 MY EYESSSSS

by Yourmomgay6969 August 6, 2020

Old fart

A really old person who has no idea what a phone is and constantly tells you about 'back in their day' which was WAY back before even your grandparents were born.they can often be rude and people use 'old fart' as an insult to a non modern,or lame person.

Bob: let me tell you about how it was back in my day,when we didn't have phones or medicine or anything
Becky:No you old fart I don't wanna hear it

by BUMHOLIO12123 April 24, 2020

old lad

A cock , penis , dick

Drop to your knees and start smoking my old lad

Shit! Ive trapped my old lad im my fucking zipper!!

by Goontweed November 26, 2017

Old Betsey

Older mans' name for his car, or sometimes cane or walker. It's the thing that gets him around. Thought to be a derivation of a name originally referring to a horse.

Dad's still getting around pretty good with old betsey.

by Jonaog March 11, 2008

Old Kobe

A girl who is an 8 on a scale of 1-10 based on looks. It refers to Kobe Bryant's old number 8.

"That girl is definitely an Old Kobe."

by Mark-Alaste February 4, 2010

Old KSI

YouTuber KSI with 20 million subscribers was in peak fame around 5-7 years ago when his channel was primarily focused on him playing FIFA and hanging out with the Sidemen, a group of YouTubers that are all close friends. Nowadays, KSI’s channel has moved away from FIFA and soccer related content and is more focused on mainstream music and vlogs to attract more attention. The “old KSI” refers to the period before this change.

Cole: I liked the old KSI better, when he was still playing FIFA

Andrew: At least he knocked out Logan Paul

by BVBSir September 4, 2019

Old Kaka

Name for a friendless old witch who delights in spending her twilight years complaining about the slightest noise within a five mile radius of her, with laughable threats to tell the council and frankly baffling resistance to the use of a washing machine on "the Holy day". Apparently vomits a lot when forced to endure vibration.

Watch out for the Old Kaka when you go down.

by Ben (sans companion) January 31, 2005