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Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023
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Mustard Gas

The reeking filthy gas that crawls past rank shit to infect the world with its putrescence. Typically this releases by your drunk friend in a public area to his utter embarrassment.
Sean dropped Mustard Gas on Oscar’s poor wife last night
by Whoremembers September 3, 2023
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touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010
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salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!
by Big dick Daquan May 26, 2018
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Mustard

A combination of the words "Muslim" and "retard".
There are currently 411 million mustards living in the Middle East.
by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019
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mustard smell

basement dwellers
So many mustard smell in this area
by T23FRon August 21, 2023
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Mustard Box

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.
"Greg bought himself a mustard box, he fell in love with that thing. It's a 2004 VW Passat"
by Arionio March 6, 2013
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