Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.
by Mega Hemroids July 5, 2023

The reeking filthy gas that crawls past rank shit to infect the world with its putrescence. Typically this releases by your drunk friend in a public area to his utter embarrassment.
by Whoremembers September 3, 2023

-General whorish behaviour
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
by Big dick Daquan May 26, 2018

by The Great Replacement November 20, 2019

A 5-15 year old car that isn't quite shitty enough to be called a shitbox, and isn't economical enough to be a ecobox.
by Arionio March 6, 2013
