middle class

Financially the largest class. All the main money makers. At the bottom are those in well paid jobs, at the top are multi-millionaires working huge amounts who will become new money

Middle classes in western nations have more money than the upper classes when combined, and more than the lower classes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

malcolm in the middle

noun: slang term for vagina

"I was busy snorting blow off of your mom's malcolm in the middle."

by Chuck Peters August 26, 2006

Meet In The Middle

When two women team up while performing oral sex on a man - one beginning from the front of the cock and one beginning from the asshole, moving in opposite directions toward the choda.

Janine and Sandra were going down on me the other night, when all of a sudden Sandra circled around to my asshole and told Janine, in a muffled voice, that they'd Meet In The Middle

by Marco1234 May 22, 2008

Middle school

a place where the word penis is the funniest shit in the world eh. penis Ha

it also the place where gay little faggots vape and they should fucking kill themself Fuck vaper they act like they are soo cool but in reality they are just a bunch of no good dirty faggots Fuck them

also also where the worst fights you will ever see and it all because some racist white guy told a black person that he a dirty monkey which led to the black guy to beat the shit out of him Only to hurt himself because hey dipshit this isnt mortal combat or some street fighting movie You cant kick someone in the head buddy You will just hurt yourself too

ALSO ALSO ALSO where dating is . dumb you know damn well they are going to break up soon longest one i ever saw was 3 years until they broke up due to the fact one of them was clingy

to sum up middle school is full of sissy who try to act cool but it just full of Dumbass and where everyone gets a shitty ass haircut.

i hate middle school

by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ February 16, 2023

Middle School

for most people its the shittiest part of your life but for normal people who actually have friends its the same thing as elemtary school.... but with puberty.... and making out.... and handjobs.......

me: dude you need to get a girlfriend trust me its great

friend: NO im going to wait until im 16 so i can actually do stuff with her

me: why wait?

friend: cuz my mom wont let me date till then

me: your moms a fucking douchebag

friend: i know.. are you gonna meet me at lunch?

me: nah im gonna meet my girlfriend behind the dumpsters

friend: um what do you do for a whole 30 minutes...

everyday?

me: ....... you dont want to know...

friend: dude were in a middle school... how did you get a fucking hooker to come down here?

me: haha shut up

by some 13 year old August 22, 2009

Grayslake Middle School

A concentration camp located in Grayslake, Illinois. They feed you rations of boxed pizzas and milk. A school where basic white girls roam the hallways in their Ivory Ella shirts and dirty "white" converse. Where teachers work you for free and force you to do things. Where kids get suspended for calling people roaches and mocking other students.

Fucking basics walking around with ivory ella shirts, black leggings, white converse, and low ponytails everyday at Grayslake Middle School.

by bitch you thought March 21, 2017

donuts with jam in the middle

it's supposed to be cream but jam sounded better and it's basically cumming in the anus

"I like my donuts with jam in the middle," says Jaemin passionately.

by cloudyz October 13, 2020